TESS TESS TESS
CHECK YOUR MESSAGES crashingthemoriparty!!!
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????
BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
and some people
someone was trying to sell us a product or something by calling our home phone but they didn’t realize the machine was answering so she literally went “hello i’d like to talk to you about an amazing insurance offer today if I could just take a moment of your time…hello? hello??” aND SHE SOUNDED SO CONFUSED AND EVENTUALLY SHE HUNG UP AND ITS BEEN FIVE MINUTES I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
holy frick okay so there’s a bunch of assholes who think they’re hilarious when they pass by and say “go fuck a dick in your tight pussy” and I don’t fricking know why it’s getting to me so badly (it might be period cramps and crap like that) but how do i deal with astonishingly dim-witted idiotic simpletons like these when my mood is already being dragged to the ground?
tumblr please seriously
i miss the days of wide rule and fat ticonderoga pencils
those erasers lasted a frick long time man