beboqueen:

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

(Source: gynocologist)

romanovah:

[clint barton voice] natasha romanoff??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of natasha romanoff spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of natasha romanoff scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for sam just listen 

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

Bonus points if she says “Y’know…”