TESS TESS TESS

ramblingraconteur:

CHECK YOUR MESSAGES crashingthemoriparty!!!

TESS TESS TESS

CHECK YOUR MESSAGES crashingthemoriparty!!!

my family friends kid:

  • <p dir=ltr> mom: you're staying the night at grandma and grampa's</p>
  • <p dir=ltr> kid: no but</p>
  • <p dir=ltr> mom: you get ice cream and pie there! </p>
  • <p dir=ltr> kid: but mom--</p>
  • <p dir=ltr> mom: be nice--</p>
  • <p dir=ltr> kid: I NEED WIFI</p>

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

and some people

someone was trying to sell us a product or something by calling our home phone but they didn’t realize the machine was answering so she literally went “hello i’d like to talk to you about an amazing insurance offer today if I could just take a moment of your time…hello? hello??” aND SHE SOUNDED SO CONFUSED AND EVENTUALLY SHE HUNG UP AND ITS BEEN FIVE MINUTES I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

holy frick okay so there’s a bunch of assholes who think they’re hilarious when they pass by and say “go fuck a dick in your tight pussy” and I don’t fricking know why it’s getting to me so badly (it might be period cramps and crap like that) but how do i deal with astonishingly dim-witted idiotic simpletons like these when my mood is already being dragged to the ground?

tumblr please seriously

i miss the days of wide rule and fat ticonderoga pencils

those erasers lasted a frick long time man